I’m leaving this here so you know what I’m up against:
“Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!”
What did we learn today children? Thats right – any sentence with an exclamation mark and no stabbings is one exclamnation mark to many. I want you to remember this when you post a comment. Use an exclamation mark without at least implied violence and I shall commit more than implied violence unto you.
I am English Teacher – hear me bore.
Into your brain.
While you sleep.
If you ever use multiple exclamation marks.
Without multiple homicides.